Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 29, 2006
Transcript:
"Listen, Wink, since I've got you on the phone, let me give you some feedback on last night's forecast." "That blue blazer wasn't really doing you any favors, dude. It made you look a little pudgy." "Then again, you are a little pudgy, Wink. I mean, you really packed on the pounds after that babe who does the movie reviews dumped you." "You're better off without her, man. She only gave one star to 'Snakes on a Plane'!" "HANG UP, WINK!"
But Snakes on A Plane is rated R, so Nate couldn’t have seen it. Snakes on A Plane wasn’t on home video till January 2, 2007. Hence, The Theater wouldn’t let him in.