Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 17, 2008
Transcript:
"I still can't believe Jenny is going out with Artur!" "She and I would have been perfect together!" "What makes you think so?" "Huh?" "Do you and she have a lot in common? Do you have similar interests?" "Well... uh..." "Does she have brothers and sisters? Pets? Hobbies?" "Ummm..." "You see? You really don't even KNOW her very well!" "You like the IDEA of Jenny, not Jenny herself! You've idealized her!" "...And Nate... it's never a good idea to idealize a woman!" PAT! PAT! "...Said the man with the Natalie Gulbis desk calendar." "I admire her golf skills!"
i just relized. me and big nate have a lot in common. first, we are both 11 years old. second, we are both 4’6. third, we both have a black best friend who are good at yo mama jokes. fourth, we both have played soccor. fifth, we have both have gotten a detention (but not as many as nate and there is no detention room at my school.) thats all i can think up for now