Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 14, 2008

Transcript:

"I'm Tom Brady of the Patriots!" "And I'm Randy Moss!" "I'm Peyton Manning!" "What? Hold it, Francis! You can't be Peyton Manning!" "Why not?" "Because you're on defense! Peyton Manning is on offense!" "He's a quarterback, fool!" "But aren't he and Tom Brady rivals?" "Yes, but they're not on the field at the same time!" "But why does that matter?" "It's just a game!" "Okay, fine! Be Peyton Manning! Be Eli Manning! Be Joe Blow! Let's move on!" "Artur! Who are you?" "Hallo! I am Artur!" "No, no! What player are you? Pick a player you like!" "Ah! Good!" "I am cellist Yo Yo Ma!" "Let's just go inside and watch football." "No, wait! I will be Francis!"