Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 30, 2008
Transcript:
Francis says, "We play monopoloy every new year's eve!" Ted says, "Ah! So I've become a part of a glorious tradition!" Nate says, "Right! And speaking of tradition. I'm always the top hat!" Ted says, "Sorry, Dear nephew…I've already chosen the top hat." Nate says, "Wha-? The top hat's my lucky piece!" Ted says, "I hereby claim it based on family seniority." Nate says, "That's what you said when you ate all the 'vienna fingers'!" Ted says, "Here you be the thimble. The thimble is somewhat hat-like."
How old is Ted anyhow?