Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 01, 2009
Transcript:
Nate says, "'avoid minor arguments which could escalate into major disagreements.'" Francis says, "Hm?" Nate says, "That's my horoscope! Talk about a lousy one!" Francis says, "Wait a minute. What's so lousy about it?" Francis says, "that's a good horoscope! It's showing you how to avoid conflict!" Nate says, "It's not showing me how to do anything!" Nate says, "It's just saying: Here's what could happen! It's not giving me any acutal information!" Nate says, "But what do you care, Francis? You don't even believe in horoscopes!" Francis says, "So?" Nate says, "So you should shut up!" Francis says, "Look, I didn't bring up your stupid horoscope you shut up!" Nate says, "make me!" Francis says, "Glad to!" Gina says, "'do not involve yourself in the petty squabbles of others'" Teddy says, "Heard that."
oh the sweet sweet irony