Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 12, 2009
Transcript:
Boy says, "Psst!" Nate says, "Hi, Ma'am! Will you buy a raffle ticket to support the school orchestra?" Woman says, "Sure!" Nate says, "Thank you!" Ding Dong! Nate says, "Hi there! Care to buy a candy bar to support the junior woodchucks?" Woman says, "Wha-?! Well, I suppose so..." Nate says, "Thanks!" Grumble Ding dong!" Nate says, "Greetings! Can I interest you in some wrapping paper to support youth baseball?" ! Slam! Nate says, "Apparently she doesn't like baseball." Francis says, "....or wrapping paper." Teddy says, "...Or harassment."
very clever