Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 31, 2009
Transcript:
Teddy says, "Hey, there's Nate!" Francis says, "Nate!" Nate says, "Dudes!" Francis says, "What's with the trombone?" Nate says, "Just conducting a little business, boys! A little free enterprise!" Nate says, "Turns out this li'l baby is quite the moneymaker!" Francis says, "Moneymaker?" Teddy says, "People pay you?" Francis says, "But you stink at the trombone!" Nate says, "Exactly!" Nate says, "Excuse me, Ma'am!..." Nate says, "How much will you pay me not to play this trombone in front of your store?" Pat pat Francis says, "I can't decide if it's genius or extortion." Nate says, "It's genius the case is empty."
Woman: How bout I call the cops instead?