Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 30, 2009
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Francis says, "Whatta ya want?" Nate says, "Nothing!" Francis says, "Nothing? Then why'd you call me out here?" Nate says, "Because I've never been part of a mound conference before!" Nate says, "This is my only chance to pitch all year, Francis! I want to do everything a regular pitcher would do!" Francis says, "Try throwing strikes." Nate says, "Hey, tell it to the ump, dude. That's his problem."
I cant even get my ball across the plate