Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 08, 2009
Transcript:
Man says, "Listen up, gang. I'm Mr. Corey. I'm filling in for Mr. Staples." Boy says, "So you're a math teacher?" Man says, "Not really. I'm subbing for a math teacher, that's all." Child says, "Are you good at math?" Man says, "Sure. I mean, it's not my specialty or anything, but..." Child says, "What is your specialty?" Child says, "Do you have any tattoos?" Man says, "Okay, kids, time to take attendance."
This is the weirdest sub they’ve had yet.