Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 18, 2010
Transcript:
Nate says, "Dad, this is Ryan. He just moved here!" Marty says, "Hi, Ryan!" Marty says, "You boys look hungry! Can I get you a snack?" Ryan says, "Sure! Thank you very much!" Marty says, "Okay, let's see her. We've got some prunes... a few packages of instant oatmeal... some chopped walnuts..." Marty says, "Do you like dill pickles? Oh, and we have carrots and celery. You can dip them in soy sauce." Marty says, "How about some zesty ranch croutons? And here's an olive loaf that's still fresh!" Marty says, "That's a lot of choices, guys! Just tell me what you..." Marty says, "Where'd he go?" Nate says, "You're costing me friends."
Ryan looks a LOT like me.