Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 18, 2010
Transcript:
Nate says, "Dad, this is Ryan. He just moved here!" Marty says, "Hi, Ryan!" Marty says, "You boys look hungry! Can I get you a snack?" Ryan says, "Sure! Thank you very much!" Marty says, "Okay, let's see her. We've got some prunes... a few packages of instant oatmeal... some chopped walnuts..." Marty says, "Do you like dill pickles? Oh, and we have carrots and celery. You can dip them in soy sauce." Marty says, "How about some zesty ranch croutons? And here's an olive loaf that's still fresh!" Marty says, "That's a lot of choices, guys! Just tell me what you..." Marty says, "Where'd he go?" Nate says, "You're costing me friends."
Big Nate Rocks! almost 12 years ago
BAD MARTY!!
Chad Applewhite over 7 years ago
I’d take prunes. Or croutons. Or carrots. But I feel bad for Nate. And Ryan.
dangdudesworth over 7 years ago
Ryan looks a LOT like me.
rey mondia over 4 years ago
How did that happen to Ryan?
100% Full Cowl over 4 years ago
Why is nate shorter than the counter in second panel?
ELMO IS BURNING! HELP! about 4 years ago
olive brean is good, but nothing else
ELMO IS BURNING! HELP! about 4 years ago
*bread
♞нυитєявσу_z♘ about 4 years ago
THIS COMIC IN A NUTSHELL
Nate: Dad, here’s my new friend, Ryan!
Ryan: Hello!
Marty: What? No! I do not want you to be friends with him!
Ryan: Well it’s too late! We have an unbreakable bond now!
Marty: i have walnuts and pickles and carrots. choose one.
Ryan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ryan leaves
Nate: Way to go, Dad.
Marty: mwahaha
chibi-usa tsukino almost 4 years ago
i’d get the oatmeal and walnuts, but that’s it
SamuelZhao over 3 years ago
I would take zesty ranch croutons or olive loaf
hockey man over 3 years ago
I would take nothing
Big Nate Wright over 3 years ago
This is posted on my birthday XD
Nadine Wright over 3 years ago
and girlfriends
Nate Wright! over 2 years ago
Ryan doesn’t look like a person who would walk away like that
Deleted Account2623 almost 2 years ago
Maybe I’m crazy but zesty ranch croutons sound kinda good
Dhar Mann over 1 year ago
I personally wouldn’t mind eating the carrots, oatmeal, walnuts, or the olive loaf
sansdm 5 months ago
LMAO
sansdm 2 months ago
LMFAO