Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 03, 2010
August 02, 2010
August 04, 2010
Transcript:
Nate says, "Hi there, Mister! Will you buy some wrapping paper to support my scout troop?" Man says, "What do I need wrapping paper for?" Nate says, "Well... Um... to wrap presents. Y'know, for your family, or..." Man says, "Family? You mean like my wife?" Nate says, "Huh? Uh..." Man says, "Oops, excuse me! I mean, my ex-wife!!" Nate thinks, "Yikes." Man says, "Got any paper that says, 'Thanks for ripping my heart out'?"
Hey, if you don’t like your wife, why did you marry her in the first place?