Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 26, 2010

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Marty says, "This year, we'll be handing out sugar-free fruit roll-ups as a Halloween treat!" Nate says, "What?" Nate says, "Those things taste like plastic!" Marty says, "But at least I won't be contributing to the childhood obesity epidemic!" Nate says, "Right. Instead, you'll be contributing to the childhood vandalism epidemic!" Marty says, "I will?" Nate says, "'Hey, y'know that ugy who handed out fruit roll-ups? Let's go egg his house!'"