Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 09, 2011
Transcript:
Nate says, "Francis! Let's see who can hit that tree first!" Francis says, "*Sigh...*" Francis says, "I've told you a zillion time, Nate: You're too competitive! Why does everything have to be a contest?" Nate says, "Because it makes everything more fun. That's why! The world's a competitive place! Get used to it!" Nate says, "Here we go!" Nate says, "Ha! Hit it!" Nate says, "Your turn, Francis!" Francis says, "Okay, okay. If I have to." Francis says, "Missed!"
The first panel would be like if a human threw a chunk of human flesh at another person.