Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 04, 2011
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Chad says, "Nate! Wait a minute! You're making me play goalie?" Nate says, "Right." Chad says, "Well, why don't you do it? You're a goalie!" Nate says, "Chad, I'm only a goalie in soccer!" Nate says, "You think I'm stupid enough to get in the way of a hockey puck?" Nate says, "Okay, have fun."
You seem to get hit constantly in soccer though