Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 10, 2011
Transcript:
Teddy says, "Hey, Nate, want to go over to… Ooh! Nice!" Nate says, "New glove! Just got it!" Nate says, "I'm trying to break it in. It's all stiff." Teddy says, "You should oil it." Teddy says, "Do you have any oil?" Nate says, "We might. maybe in the garage." Teddy says, "The only oil here is motor oil." Nate says, "Nuts." Teddy says, "Maybe you could buy some oil." Nate says, "I'm broke, Teddy! I used all my money for the glove!" Nate says, "Maybe there's some other way to soften up a baseball glove!" CHOMPF NOMPF NARF SLURP CHOMP CHOMP NUMPF SLUPF GNARF GNORF SLUP SLURP Teddy says, "It's soft, but I wouldn't call it 'game-ready'!" Nate says, "Spitsy, you idiot."
This came out on the day I was born.