Ooh! Can I look at the paper, Dad? I have to read my horoscope! This will tell me how I'm going to play in our soccer game today! Horoscopes are such a crock.
How come horoscopes don’t say something such as: avoid moving vehicles or invest in lottery tickets? Imagine all the grief that could be spared by that.
According to the horoscope, I am a Taurus, but the sun, at the time of my birth was in that long extension of Pieces, much less entered Ares. In the oriental system, it was a rooster. Therefore, it is all a fishy cock and bull story.
Astrology is fake. You cant see the future by looking at the stars, you see how those stars looked however many years ago and the light just took forever to get to earth
homer911 about 13 years ago
Eisegesis…
alan valdes about 13 years ago
Scorpio: today is not a day to play any kind of sport.
Nighthawks Premium Member about 13 years ago
that’s good positive thinking, actually, by rejecting the bad vibes from a negative horrorscope reading
hometownk Premium Member about 13 years ago
Where is everyone this morning? Usually there are over a dozen comments by the time I get here.
Potrzebie about 13 years ago
How come horoscopes don’t say something such as: avoid moving vehicles or invest in lottery tickets? Imagine all the grief that could be spared by that.
bignate creator about 13 years ago
I think the secret of horoscopes is that, every once in awhile, you get one that is so uncannily accurate it keeps you reading on all the other days.
Popeyesforearm about 13 years ago
It’s spooky how accurate they can be. Does Nate have a set birthdate? I know Garfield’s is mid-June around my brothers.
alan valdes about 13 years ago
WHERE IS SPARKBELL AND CARL?!
squirrel500 about 13 years ago
Horoscope: You will get dominated.
hippogriff about 13 years ago
According to the horoscope, I am a Taurus, but the sun, at the time of my birth was in that long extension of Pieces, much less entered Ares. In the oriental system, it was a rooster. Therefore, it is all a fishy cock and bull story.
arson549 about 13 years ago
What does Crock mean? And alan I’m right here.By the way, Mr. Peirce, if you can answer, what newspaper was Big Nate first in?
pearlsliofan about 13 years ago
scorpio: your team will come back with the wrong limbs.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 13 years ago
Sorry to hear that Nate.
Nighthawks Premium Member about 13 years ago
wow! that’s interesting!
kenivlikesbignate over 12 years ago
im a leo
Bignatecomiclover12 over 11 years ago
Horoscope: The opposing team will beat your team
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Tater almost 10 years ago
Agreed with Nate.
Rachel_E over 6 years ago
I’m an Aquarius
Valence (UwU) ✔️ about 4 years ago
I’m a gemini.
Miri Tallstag over 3 years ago
Astrology is fake. You cant see the future by looking at the stars, you see how those stars looked however many years ago and the light just took forever to get to earth