Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 20, 2011
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Ready for the big game? I'm not sure. My horoscope stinks today. Oh come on! Horoscopes don't mean anything! They do for me, Teddy! I'm a scorpio! The lives of scorpios are governed by the stars more than any other sign! Plus, we're chock-full of animal magnetism! ..Which always comes in handy during a middle-school soccer game.
Today’s horoscope for Scorpios, courtesy of the Boston Globe: Evaluate your assets and liabilities. It’s time to deal with the future. Get rid of what you don’t need and reclaim your life. Taking action is the only way to solve problems and ease stress. Focus on home finances and new beginnings.