Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 04, 2011
December 03, 2011
December 05, 2011
Transcript:
"Lockerpalooza"? What's that? A one-of-a-kind entertainment experience, that's what! For only two bucks, you spend 5 minutes in my locker! WHAT? That's the stupidest thing I... Hang on a sec. TIME'S UP, CHAD! 'Kay! Thanks, Nate! That was a BLAST! Here's FIVE bucks! Lemme in there! FOOOM! ? ?
I used to charge $100 to enter my locker, but you’d get 15 minutes rather than two.
The upside was that you got to be John Malkovich. The downside was that when your time was up you’d be spit out onto the New Jersey Turnpike.