Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 20, 2012

This reminds me of the story about the Montana kids that let loose three goats in the school hallway overnight. They painted numbers on them: 1, 2 and 4. The administration spent a week looking for number 3. I understand the story is not really true, but it should be.

Get the flock out of there!

What the Flock is happening?

Sheep dip!

I had a feeling yesterday’s prank was only the beginning. I wonder what more pranks are in store for the school?

“First comment!”

The battle-cry of the stupid.

… it would take a herd of wild horses … Awww, I wanted to say “I believe that’s called a harras, sir,” but it turns out herd is correct also (and at least it appears in all dictionaries).

It’s called a hair-as, sir, or not a “heard” or a “flokk”.

Mr. Sir, why didn’t you lock all the doors? Or did someone lock up the janitor?

Flagly, STOP DAT! ILL WAK U IN FAIS WIF A FLYCHRAP!

like that time he put llamas in the music room

well, then, why don’t you get the flock out of there?

My favorite term for a group of animals is an “army” of frogs. But it makes sense, Napoleon led many an army of frogs!

This principal is totally flocked up.

Nate, you rule

Where DOES he get those wonderful toys??

Good prank Nate!

Maybe they are just encouraging you to get the flock out of here!!!

that’s just wrong

You would think that the school administration would post a guard for the night before.

Strod: Finally someone with a respect for proper collectives. The only game bestiary I have seen is Mythworld’s, which has correct terms for male, female, young, collective, home, meat, fur, etc. where they exist. It also has movement speed in mps as well as jumping distances, and so was used for an Olympic tie-in exhibit at the Dallas Museum of Natural History.

I thought that was students laughing in his office from a distance!

“uneventful”… HAHAHAHA! It’s just beginning!

Nates “pranks” are not actually pranks, its just him filling up rooms, putting stuff in rooms and stealing items.

Mrs Shulpshiki is becoming francis!

I live for Nate’s prank days.

not enough safeguards for NATE

this is my favorite prank

Mrs. Shipulski’s monotone reply is hilarious.

lol

Nate = STEALTHY

Where did he get the flock? Did he borrow them from a wolf.