Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 20, 2012
Transcript:
good morning, Mrs. Shipulski! Ready for an uneventful day? Sir? Prank Day! No doubt the students have some michief planned, but I'm confident I've put enough safeguards in place to... Baaaahh! There's a bunch of sheep in my office. I believe that's called a "flock," sir.
Ken8338 Premium Member over 12 years ago
This reminds me of the story about the Montana kids that let loose three goats in the school hallway overnight. They painted numbers on them: 1, 2 and 4. The administration spent a week looking for number 3. I understand the story is not really true, but it should be.
el8 over 12 years ago
Get the flock out of there!
Knightman Premium Member over 12 years ago
What the Flock is happening?
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
Sheep dip!
James Hopkins over 12 years ago
I had a feeling yesterday’s prank was only the beginning. I wonder what more pranks are in store for the school?
sleeepy2 over 12 years ago
“First comment!”
The battle-cry of the stupid.
Strod over 12 years ago
… it would take a herd of wild horses … Awww, I wanted to say “I believe that’s called a harras, sir,” but it turns out herd is correct also (and at least it appears in all dictionaries).
Cheez Doodle over 12 years ago
It’s called a hair-as, sir, or not a “heard” or a “flokk”.
flagfly over 12 years ago
Mr. Sir, why didn’t you lock all the doors? Or did someone lock up the janitor?
Cheez Doodle over 12 years ago
Flagly, STOP DAT! ILL WAK U IN FAIS WIF A FLYCHRAP!
thouπ over 12 years ago
like that time he put llamas in the music room
Nighthawks Premium Member over 12 years ago
well, then, why don’t you get the flock out of there?
OldestandWisest over 12 years ago
My favorite term for a group of animals is an “army” of frogs. But it makes sense, Napoleon led many an army of frogs!
sacqueboutier over 12 years ago
This principal is totally flocked up.
BigNate+CalvinandHobbes=:) over 12 years ago
Nate, you rule
orbenjawell Premium Member over 12 years ago
Where DOES he get those wonderful toys??
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
Good prank Nate!
rejoiceitellyourejoice over 12 years ago
Maybe they are just encouraging you to get the flock out of here!!!
spongedanny2 over 12 years ago
that’s just wrong
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
You would think that the school administration would post a guard for the night before.
hippogriff over 12 years ago
Strod: Finally someone with a respect for proper collectives. The only game bestiary I have seen is Mythworld’s, which has correct terms for male, female, young, collective, home, meat, fur, etc. where they exist. It also has movement speed in mps as well as jumping distances, and so was used for an Olympic tie-in exhibit at the Dallas Museum of Natural History.
calvinsfriend110 over 12 years ago
I thought that was students laughing in his office from a distance!
starlilies over 12 years ago
“uneventful”… HAHAHAHA! It’s just beginning!
bob almost 7 years ago
Nates “pranks” are not actually pranks, its just him filling up rooms, putting stuff in rooms and stealing items.
Superhuman Pickles about 4 years ago
Mrs Shulpshiki is becoming francis!
Robert Braddock Premium Member over 3 years ago
I live for Nate’s prank days.
Killua Zoldyck over 3 years ago
not enough safeguards for NATE
Pets of the comics over 3 years ago
this is my favorite prank
Vallion over 3 years ago
Mrs. Shipulski’s monotone reply is hilarious.
sebastian.t.k almost 3 years ago
lol
Fox and Falco (League of Gocomics Commenters) almost 3 years ago
Nate = STEALTHY
STUFF ENJOYER about 1 year ago
Where did he get the flock? Did he borrow them from a wolf.