Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 28, 2012
Transcript:
My horoscope today was completely wrong. Maybe I should quit. Quit reading it, you mean? Yeah. That's a big decision, though. I've been reading my horoscope forever. I know! I'll consult my magic 8-ball! Should I stop putting so much faith in something so random? Hoo boy.
And if the Magic 8 Ball fails he can always use the ouija board.