Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 18, 2012
Transcript:
DING DONG! NATE: Want your leaves rakes, lady? We're N.F.T. Yardcare! Nate, Francis, and Teddy! LADY: No, thank you. My husband will do it. NATE: Well, maybe he'd like a little help! Can we talk with him? LADY: He's at work. NATE: Ah ha, you see? That's why you need to hire us! Your husband can't rake leaves while he's at his job! AHEM If that's where he really is! LADY: What? NATE: You say he's "at work." At work where? At work with who? I mean how well do you really know this guy? SLAM! NATE: So close. TEDDY: ...and yet so stupid. FRANCIS: How does F.T. Yardcare sound?
One word. MORON.