Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 18, 2012
Transcript:
Dad, isn't there an expression that says "everything is negotiable"? I guess so. So let's negotiate! What do I have to do so that you'll get me a dog? You have to accept the fact that I won't get you a dog. That makes no sense. Neither does negotiating with a sixth grader.
The#1BoiseStateFan almost 12 years ago
From now on, when I hear the word"dog", I feel sad because my dog passed away a while ago this year.She always cared for me. It feels bad to have a friend leave you.
sonytv almost 12 years ago
Burned, Nate!
torn newspaper almost 12 years ago
How about we’ll start a debate topic then?
psycho dog#1 nates biggest fan almost 12 years ago
last panal=funny
hometownk Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Well done, Marty.
FUNG1 almost 12 years ago
excellent cartoon todaoy!
Feed Me Comics! almost 12 years ago
I know you weren’t asking me but I’m 14 turning 15 on March 8
Feed Me Comics! almost 12 years ago
My dog is just older than a puppy so I’m sorry to all the ones here who’s have died. R.I.P to your doggies.
Feed Me Comics! almost 12 years ago
@Coolio Say WhatHey, sorry but is the You Won A …. thing real coz if not, i don’t think its fair really to me coz i like in another country where the time is different and i win nothing:(
PoodleGroomer almost 12 years ago
We just rescued a dog from the shelter. I have a hundred pounds of 4 year old slightly used house horse. We have been looking at pictures and trying to determine the breed. Shelter workers lie like used car salesman. Chow mix means Rottweiler.
OldestandWisest almost 12 years ago
Nate should agree to accept the fact that his Dad won’t get him a dog because his Dad, by his own words, is then obligated to get him a dog!
ronpolimeni almost 12 years ago
My yougest son (21) lost his old dog Sandy this year. Had that dog since he was 10 or so. Called him Sandy because he appeared one morning in my son’s sand box and took up residence. They were best buddies for over 10 years.
kaecispopX almost 12 years ago
Nate is only 11 years old? From the angst he has exihibited about dating and other subjects, I would have figured to be in the 9th grade.
burleigh2 almost 12 years ago
Wait… what about Spitzy?
astar15 almost 12 years ago
That is true. Very true.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Sorry Nate.
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 12 years ago
How Draconian….of Marty, I mean!! Geeze, he should have a heart about this one by now…..Nate’s wanted this for Christmas since, like the beginning of this strip!!
Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 12 years ago
SPCA thought my current dog was a chow mix. Everyone looks at her and says “what a pretty golden retriever.” I’m pretty sure she’s mixed with something, but definitely golden.
hometownk Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Spitzy isn’t his. Nate associates with him because a Spitzy is better than no dog.
calvinsfriend110 almost 12 years ago
The dog god.
bignate creator almost 12 years ago
Spitsy isn’t Nate’s dog. He belongs to Nate’s next-door neighbor, Mr. Eustis. But Nate obviously does a lot of dog-sitting.
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
Wow, the ol’ man is a lot shrewder that I thought.
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
BINGO, dad. You TELL a sixth grader.
GregoriusM almost 12 years ago
Spitsy’s not his dog, he’s Mr. Eustis’s.
BigNate+CalvinandHobbes=:) almost 12 years ago
exactly
legoboye almost 12 years ago
I have a dog, and I think if you were to get one like mine, you’d regret it.
TravyzNiñoVillanueva over 7 years ago
thats real funny
Anibal about 3 years ago
your sixth grader