Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 09, 2013
Transcript:
Panel 1:"The Fascinating World of Fossils" may be the worst title for a movie of all time. The only thing fascinating about this turkey is why it got made in the first place." Panel 2:"The 'plot': some annoying Cub Scouts go on a nature hike and discover a bunch of fossils. Just then some creepy guy comes along WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE A FOSSIL EXPERT!" Panel 3:"Then the Cub Scouts go and tell some random scientist about the fossils, and they end up saving the whole are from becoming a shopping mall." Panel 4:"So it's a happy ending!" "Except for the guy with the 'Orange Julius' franchise.
They then revived the fossils as vivosaurs and used them in fossil battles. True story.