Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 19, 2014

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Panel 1: "Nate, you turned that mascot contest into a tong war between you and Artur! Why do you always compare yourself to him?" "I just DO that's all!" panel 2: "EVERYBODY compares themselves to someone else! I measure myself against Artur, you measure yourself against Gina..." Panel 3: "Teddy, who do YOU measure yourself against?" "Jay-Z" Panel 4: "I think Jay-Z's winning." "It's a marathon not a sprint."