Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 25, 2015

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Nate: Hello? yeah, I'd like to report a crime. Nate: No, not in progress. Earlier today. Nate: Where? At P.S. 38. The middle school uh-huh. nate: Okay, so the hot lunch menu said that today was going to be pizza, tater tots, and peanut butter crisp. Nate: That's the best hot lunch there is! So obviously I didn't bring lunch from home today! Why would I? Nate: Then I got to the cafetorium, and there was no pizza, no tater tots, and no peanut butter crisp! Nate: Instead, they gave us meat loaf, 3-bean salad, and fruit cocktail! Nate: If that's not a crime, I don't know what is! nate: Hello? Hello? Nate: Crimestoppers tip line! What a joke!