Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 07, 2015
April 06, 2015
April 08, 2015
Transcript:
Vern: So you're a museum guard, Eh? I feel sorry for you, guy. Vern: You're on your feet all day, you have to wear a cheesy polyester uniform, and all you do is tell people not to touch the art. Vern: Yeah. Wow. I'd hate being you. Vern: Not only does he have a lousy job, he's not very friendly.
I’ve always thought that being a museum guard would be my nightmare job, for exactly the reasons Gramps explains in panel 2. But I’m sure there are others that I’d dislike just as much. Selling something door-to-door probably wouldn’t be a job I’d enjoy, either.