Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 25, 2015
Transcript:
NICHOLS: Nate, there will not be a mosh pit in the cafetorium! NATE: But you said we could play at the open house! NICHOLS: Play, yes! You're part of the open house, not the main event! You're to provide atmosphere! You'll act as a gentle musical background, sort of like, uh, what's it called? NATE: You want us to play muzak. NICHOLS: What's the word! Do that!
Cafetorium!?!?! Sounds like a place you go to die of food poisoning.