Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 09, 2016

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How come you don't like comics, Mrs. Czerwicki? How come you do? Because they're funny! A lot funnier than this romance novel of yours! "Claudia didn't know which was pounding harder: the tropical szurf or her heart. Lance, the ruggedly handsome lion tamer, had always been her catnip. She gazed into his magnetic green eyes, which burned like two tennis balls beneath his auburn unibrow. Oh, how she'd missed him during the years he'd spent in the Congo, perfecting his perilous craft with the help of a pygmy Cat Whisperer." I take it back. This is hilarious. I think it's time for you to bond with your desk.