Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 20, 2016

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Panel 1: "BYE, DAD!" Panel 2: "Time for...Celebrity INTERVIEW! with BIFF BIFFWELL!" Panel 3: "GREETINGS, friends! Today I'm chatting with the newest season...SPRING!" "What's up, Biff?" Panel 4: "WOW, Spring! You're YOUNGER than I thought you'd be!" "*chuckle* Well, I was just born yesterday!" Panel 5: "How's the job going so far?" "GREAT! Almost everyone appreciates my WARMTH and SUNNY DISPOSITION! Panel 6: "Uh...you said 'ALMOST everyone.' " "Right. The guy who had the job BEFORE me isn't too happy!" Panel 7: "Who's that?" "OLD MAN WINTER! He's in total denial that HIS time is over!" "It's NOT over, punk! NOT YET!" Panel 8: "Yes, it IS! Let it GO, dude!" "NO! I'll show the world I've still got some LIFE left in me!" Panel 9: "Oh, come ON!"