Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 21, 2016
Transcript:
Francis: Why are you so focused on me changing my name? Nate: i'm not focused on it!.. Nate: I just think it's fun to speculate about other names, that's all! didn't your parents consider other names besides francis? Francis: How should I know? I wasn't even alive yet! Nate: If I hadn't been Nate, Know what i would have been? Francis: Quiet? Nate: No, Ethan! How weird is that?
I would have been “Joyce” had I not been born a male.