Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 28, 2017
Transcript:
Dee Dee: I'm not sure we can pull off a surprise party for Mrs. Godfrey. Nate: Why not, Dee Dee? Dee Dee: Because she knows everything that goes on in the school! I don't think we can keep it a secret from her! Nate: But it has to be a surprise! Nate: A big surprise! A shocking, terrifying, heart-stopping surprise! Dee Dee: You're hoping she drops dead at her own party, aren't you? Nate: you have to admit, it would be a win-win!
Maybe Nate can give her CPR and mouth-to-mouth if she collapses.