Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 26, 2017

Riddle of the Day: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? I will put the answer in tomorrows comic : )

First Nate got busted by Mrs. Godfrey and now he got busted by Mr. Staples. This is just not his week. XD

LOL! And the same thing happened to me with my English teacher and my grandpa!

Can you remember the last time one of Nate’s excuses actually worked?

If there is gonna be someone out there in this section and comment a poll im gonna flag them, report them, and delete my profile. Im getting mildly annoyed…

Nate can’t stop getting into trouble

time to get a better information source,gramps

What is squash?

Hey, Staples, it’s possible for a person to have two grandfathers.

My OTHER grandfather.

Nate needs to prepare his excuses better to cover all loopholes. But if he were to spend all that time preparing an excuse, he might as well just do his homework.

And that, my friends, is one of the many joys of teaching in a small town.

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Mr. Staples’ design has changed so much that his eyes has shifted up to his forehead.

Since when did the Big Nate comment section get so restrictive? And, when I mean this, I mean the tolerating of no comments to be unrelated to the strip. I personally see nothing wrong with the riddles and polls. Does everything have to be related to the strip? And from what “10/10” had to say about the strip, and his criticism toward it. Does everything have to be positive toward the strip? When did an internet comment section have so many rules?

The only reason people hated polls during “The Great Poll War” was how they started to lose sense, because of that war, it created this undying hate toward anything that isn’t related to the strip. What is there is a person that honestly wants to know the other users in the comment section better through polls, not to be featured? It would be a tough day for that person seeing a swarm of other angry users flagging it and saying “This shouldn’t be unrelated to the strip”.

Laughed my head off.

When I was in middle school one kid had 4 grandfathers die that year.

Lol, there is an Apple reference in the last panel.

I would like to apologize for my comments yesterday. Looking back on them, they were extremely stupid, and I’m sorry to anybody I offended.

I have a question? How do you get a SPAM, comment by the SPAM police?

I’m guessing it was Nates grandmother who made Nate’s grandfather join that health club cuz she didn’t want some overweight slacker for a husband. XD

Nate is probably triggered and in detention and all that’s in his mind is about people with mental issues and his grandfather joining a new health club.How did he get a phone?And, also, i think his grandfather’s wife let him join a health club cuz she didn’t want some overweight slackey for a husband.(NO OFFENSE)

XD

anyone know when the height of the poll war was?

@Artur the Second STOP making polls.

Wow, the new MartySays got banned REALLY fast.

HMMMM… and when was the last time one of Nate’s wild excuses work? Does he know how easy it is to ring up his dad and ask about said family emergency? WHEN WILL HE LEARN? Well, in the meantime, we can laugh at his stupidness :)

That looks like IOS messaging

I loved the texting

some people do have more than one grandfather

I always faked being sick so in elementary school, the whole time I’ve been there, I hold the absent record for having 490 absences in my whole elementary school life

So, its biologically possible for someone to have at least 2 grandfathers, today, with divorce and remarriage, even more

Other grandfather?

Gramps (at the old health club): Sorry, I have to quit this club because of my son’s math teacher.

He should of gone with a classic, “my dog ate my home work” XD

Bad excuse

Nate should’ve said it was his maternal grandfather.

How does Mr. Staples know if Gramps had pink eye or something like that.

do it Gramps, for your son

oof

This is Nate’s fault.

Mr. Staples shouldn’t assume. It’s possible to go to bed feeling fine and then wake up sick the next day.

Squash?