If there is gonna be someone out there in this section and comment a poll im gonna flag them, report them, and delete my profile. Im getting mildly annoyed…
Nate needs to prepare his excuses better to cover all loopholes. But if he were to spend all that time preparing an excuse, he might as well just do his homework.
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Since when did the Big Nate comment section get so restrictive? And, when I mean this, I mean the tolerating of no comments to be unrelated to the strip. I personally see nothing wrong with the riddles and polls. Does everything have to be related to the strip? And from what “10/10” had to say about the strip, and his criticism toward it. Does everything have to be positive toward the strip? When did an internet comment section have so many rules?
The only reason people hated polls during “The Great Poll War” was how they started to lose sense, because of that war, it created this undying hate toward anything that isn’t related to the strip. What is there is a person that honestly wants to know the other users in the comment section better through polls, not to be featured? It would be a tough day for that person seeing a swarm of other angry users flagging it and saying “This shouldn’t be unrelated to the strip”.
Nate is probably triggered and in detention and all that’s in his mind is about people with mental issues and his grandfather joining a new health club.How did he get a phone?And, also, i think his grandfather’s wife let him join a health club cuz she didn’t want some overweight slackey for a husband.(NO OFFENSE)
HMMMM… and when was the last time one of Nate’s wild excuses work? Does he know how easy it is to ring up his dad and ask about said family emergency? WHEN WILL HE LEARN? Well, in the meantime, we can laugh at his stupidness :)
I always faked being sick so in elementary school, the whole time I’ve been there, I hold the absent record for having 490 absences in my whole elementary school life
Jansen about 7 years ago
Riddle of the Day: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? I will put the answer in tomorrows comic : )
Silica Gel about 7 years ago
First Nate got busted by Mrs. Godfrey and now he got busted by Mr. Staples. This is just not his week. XD
CinnamonToastBen about 7 years ago
LOL! And the same thing happened to me with my English teacher and my grandpa!
Random Person about 7 years ago
Can you remember the last time one of Nate’s excuses actually worked?
JOSH T101 about 7 years ago
If there is gonna be someone out there in this section and comment a poll im gonna flag them, report them, and delete my profile. Im getting mildly annoyed…
d789 about 7 years ago
Nate can’t stop getting into trouble
(insert name here) about 7 years ago
time to get a better information source,gramps
mawperson about 7 years ago
What is squash?
gary about 7 years ago
Hey, Staples, it’s possible for a person to have two grandfathers.
sbwertz about 7 years ago
My OTHER grandfather.
hev1 about 7 years ago
Nate needs to prepare his excuses better to cover all loopholes. But if he were to spend all that time preparing an excuse, he might as well just do his homework.
Durak Premium Member about 7 years ago
And that, my friends, is one of the many joys of teaching in a small town.
MB11 about 7 years ago
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BiggerNate91 about 7 years ago
Mr. Staples’ design has changed so much that his eyes has shifted up to his forehead.
smashtris about 7 years ago
Since when did the Big Nate comment section get so restrictive? And, when I mean this, I mean the tolerating of no comments to be unrelated to the strip. I personally see nothing wrong with the riddles and polls. Does everything have to be related to the strip? And from what “10/10” had to say about the strip, and his criticism toward it. Does everything have to be positive toward the strip? When did an internet comment section have so many rules?
The only reason people hated polls during “The Great Poll War” was how they started to lose sense, because of that war, it created this undying hate toward anything that isn’t related to the strip. What is there is a person that honestly wants to know the other users in the comment section better through polls, not to be featured? It would be a tough day for that person seeing a swarm of other angry users flagging it and saying “This shouldn’t be unrelated to the strip”.
CanadianCHIEF about 7 years ago
Laughed my head off.
Teto85 Premium Member about 7 years ago
When I was in middle school one kid had 4 grandfathers die that year.
CanadianCHIEF about 7 years ago
Lol, there is an Apple reference in the last panel.
Hockey17 about 7 years ago
I would like to apologize for my comments yesterday. Looking back on them, they were extremely stupid, and I’m sorry to anybody I offended.
Speedster 101 about 7 years ago
I have a question? How do you get a SPAM, comment by the SPAM police?
LINK_O_NEAL about 7 years ago
I’m guessing it was Nates grandmother who made Nate’s grandfather join that health club cuz she didn’t want some overweight slacker for a husband. XD
JahongirTohirov about 7 years ago
Nate is probably triggered and in detention and all that’s in his mind is about people with mental issues and his grandfather joining a new health club.How did he get a phone?And, also, i think his grandfather’s wife let him join a health club cuz she didn’t want some overweight slackey for a husband.(NO OFFENSE)
JahongirTohirov about 7 years ago
XD
MR. STAPLES about 7 years ago
anyone know when the height of the poll war was?
extremehackerbot001 about 7 years ago
@Artur the Second STOP making polls.
BiggerNate91 about 7 years ago
Wow, the new MartySays got banned REALLY fast.
I_Need_My_Comics about 7 years ago
HMMMM… and when was the last time one of Nate’s wild excuses work? Does he know how easy it is to ring up his dad and ask about said family emergency? WHEN WILL HE LEARN? Well, in the meantime, we can laugh at his stupidness :)
CanadaBall about 7 years ago
That looks like IOS messaging
Lhenn about 7 years ago
I loved the texting
Ceeg22 Premium Member about 7 years ago
some people do have more than one grandfather
SAVAGENATETHEBURNMASTER almost 7 years ago
I always faked being sick so in elementary school, the whole time I’ve been there, I hold the absent record for having 490 absences in my whole elementary school life
kaystari Premium Member almost 7 years ago
So, its biologically possible for someone to have at least 2 grandfathers, today, with divorce and remarriage, even more
DevilDog2001 Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Other grandfather?
ND Cool Z almost 6 years ago
Gramps (at the old health club): Sorry, I have to quit this club because of my son’s math teacher.
Stonkss almost 6 years ago
He should of gone with a classic, “my dog ate my home work” XD
SonicFan91 almost 6 years ago
Bad excuse
hev1 over 5 years ago
Nate should’ve said it was his maternal grandfather.
ive come to steal your pickles spongebob over 5 years ago
How does Mr. Staples know if Gramps had pink eye or something like that.
hockey man over 3 years ago
do it Gramps, for your son
Nougat over 3 years ago
oof
DankDreams over 3 years ago
This is Nate’s fault.
Fat grizz is back at it again. over 2 years ago
Mr. Staples shouldn’t assume. It’s possible to go to bed feeling fine and then wake up sick the next day.
The Drama Queen about 1 year ago
Squash?