Big Top by Rob Harrell for May 30, 2004

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Wink: Whatcha got there? Dusty: Rules. For our friendship. Wink: We have a friendship? Dusty: Number one! You will speak only when spoken to. Wink: Well I suppose I can live with... Dusty: Number two!! You will address me as "le amazing one." Wink: I don't know. That's kind of a mouthful. Dusty. Number three!! When in my presence, you will keep yourself deodorized and cologned. Wink: What? I'm... Dusty: You wish to speak? You may speak. Wink: I've had about enough of your... Dusty: Rule four. No whining. This is a flagrant violation of rule seven.