Big Top by Rob Harrell for August 23, 2004
Transcript:
Pete: Well, Carny Carl. I have some good news and some bad news. Carl: Do tell. Pete: It seems that you have a secret admirer. Carl: What? That's awesome! A real secret admirer!! I'm...I'm... overcome with emotion!... What's the bad news? Pete: It's "Rita the Human Rash." Carl: So? That's what ointments are for!