Big Top by Rob Harrell for September 06, 2004

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Reporter: An individual calling himself the "High-Carb Bandit" has brought the city to a standstill. Here we have exclusive footage of the airborne madman... Earlier today, an uptown tea party was interrupted by the dropping of over 3,000 bagels....and "Stephen's Lo-Carb Hut" was the scene of a mass mashed potatoing. Customer: I'm sorry...I ordered a salad.