Big Top by Rob Harrell for July 13, 2005

Transcript:

Dusty: Look, kid. I can't keep seeing your mom if I have to keep bribing you. Coop: Gee. I'm crying. Dusty: Seriously, you little jerk. This is blackmail! It's extortion! I'm going broke here, and you don't even care! It's all about you, you, you...you sure you're not my kid? Coop: Yeah. But I'd fake a paternity test for a pony.