Big Top by Rob Harrell for July 21, 2005

Transcript:

Pete: Wait. You've joined Dusty's new religion? Wink: Yeah. I converted. I'm a "Dustocisist." Pete: Um...can I ask why? Wink: Because I was lost, Pete! And Dusty's plan just made the most sense. I was awash in a sea of "soul burdens." I'm achieving enlightenment by giving these "soul burdens" to Dusty. Pete: Define "soul burdens." Wink: Jewelry. Stock options. That sort of thing.