Big Top by Rob Harrell for July 25, 2005

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Dusty: Aha!! My religous doctrine, "Dustocity," is climbing the best-sller list! Soon, people will line up to give me the shirts off their backs. "Dustocity" is off and running! Now we just need a superstar spokesperson to add glamour to the whole thing. Wink: I've got Richard Simmons on line one. How's that? Dusty: I'm not jumping on Oprah's couch about it, but it'll do.