Big Top by Rob Harrell for August 20, 2006

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Wink: Pete? Huh? Huh? Notice anything different? Pete: Um... Wink: Do I look slimmer? Svelter? Pete: What have you done? Wink: I saw on "Oprah" that vertical stripes are slimming. So I broke out the ol' razor. What do you think? Pete: You look like a meat n' fur ruffled potato chip. Wink: It's cooling, too. Which is nice, 'cause of the razor burn.