Big Top by Rob Harrell for January 15, 2007
Transcript:
Dusty's Dad: What's up, son? Why the long face? Dusty: Well, Dad, it's your new "wife", Amy. She's tacky... uncultured... obnoxiously young and just... trashy! Dusty's Dad: Wow. I had no idea you'd feel this way. Dusty: I know. It's awkward. Dusty's Dad: But I saw her first. Dusty: But, what if she's my soulmate?