Big Top by Rob Harrell for January 16, 2007
Transcript:
Dusty's Dad: So... you have the hots for your stepmom? Dusty: I'm sorry, Dad. It just... happened. Dusty's Dad: Well, I suppose this can end like the Greek tragedies... you slip some hemlock in my Mich Ultra... or we could settle this like men. Wink: Kibble-eating contest at the ol' tavern!! Kingston: Dude. I'm standing right here.