Big Top by Rob Harrell for September 17, 2018
Transcript:
Pete: I'm telling you, Dusty. You need more training before you race. Dusty: Whatever. I run fast... chase the little fake rabbit... win... spend the next six months sipping mai-tais with hotties in St. Barts. Pete: Dusty, you pass out after twn meters. Dusty: but that's practice! I thrive under pressure!
The only mark Dusty will leave in this race will be a skid mark! Let’s hope the greyhounds don’t mistake him for the rabbit.