Big Top by Rob Harrell for June 23, 2019
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Transcript:
Voices in theater: Talka talk whisper whisper Wink: Oh, no. Are these people gonna talk through the whole movie? Voices: What happened? I missed that. Well, that guy is that other guy's... Wink: Man! Now I'm gonna have to give 'em "the look." Voices: I missed something while you were explaining that. Does this popcorn seem stale? If you shake the popcorn really loud and long, that always helps. Wink: Nothing! I gave 'em "the look" and they're still going! Voices: Maybe I should crinkle this candy wrapper like it's my job. Wink: See how they like "the glare." Ahh... much better. Voices: I wish this guy'd stop turning around. It's very distracting.
There seem to be enough empty seats to move further away. That’s what I started doing in theaters until I stopped going at all.