Big Top by Rob Harrell for April 26, 2020

Transcript:

Manfred: Are you ready for my latest invention? Pete: I guess so. Manfred: Wearable napkins! Pete: That just looks like a pair of pants. Manfred: Exactly! They look and feel just like a pair of pants! You know how sometimes when you're eating, and you want to wipe your fingers on your pants? Pete: Yeah? Manfred: Well, society frowns on that. But not with my new wearable napkins! You just wipe away! Then, at the end of the day, you thrown 'em in the washer! Pete: But they're just pants. Manfred: No.They're "Pantkins"! Also available in Jeankins and Cordkins. Wink: I don't know. I'm still raw from your "Exfoliating Sheets" idea.