Big Top by Rob Harrell for August 14, 2021
Transcript:
Kingston: So, you washed the cheese out of your hair? Dusty: Yes. I was in the sun yesterday and it melted all over me. I've decided there are worse indignities than losing a few hairs. Kingston: Like getting mistaken for a cheese-covered pretzel? Dusty: Yes. Being taken for a concession stand snack ranks right up there.
It’s one thing being salty, or gassy, or even grumpy, but when you’re cheesy. Ah, well, it puts the girls off.