Big Top by Rob Harrell for October 12, 2021
Transcript:
Wink: Food is like a drug for me, okay? And you all enable me by letting me go on eating. You oughta be smackin' the hot pockets outta my hand, you know? You should literally be plucking the twice-baked potatoes out of my mouth. Dusty: Twice-baked potatoes? Wink: Or donuts. Or pie... just show me that you care!
Those potatoes are not really twice-baked … just heated up a bit after the toppings are applied. It’s just salesmanship!