Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for December 18, 2009

What did you think they meant by severance?!!

Good Morning Thom Thom

You know a GPS ?

Wow, two brilliantly “bad” puns in one day, first at Mythtickle, now here. Who else is pitching these screwballs at us?

and what were the other options? Firing squad? Burning on the stake? Hung, drawn and quartered?

Owed to Digital Toad

His humor is great among toads Puns, pokes, guffaws and goads

I’ll bet you a dollar he’d be a great scholar

We’d say “He’d be one for the Rhodes.”

Dinette Set: Find the puns

Mangement realized the two weren’t getting ahead in their areas.

Talk fast; I’m about to get seve………………

thereby proving that two heads are better than one

That should be the only severance package politicians should get.

ew!

I can see the headline now. “Cuts Needed To Be Made.”

And those cuts had to start at the top…………………..

Thanks Bargrove!

The company had to reduce their overhead. Pretty soon everyone will be working for necks to nothing…

Ah, there he goes again. Great one.

DMistletoad, like I told you before, you really should go on the road with bmonk! You two are a hoot!

I actually like this one!

Severance package, and a basket payment…

It was the best of times - no that’s not it. It was the worst of times - that’s better!

Wow, this company is actually making its cuts at the top! How about that?

Don’t lose your heads over this one!

Thom Thom- Think of what you could do with fired, sacked, given the boot…

…just to name a few. I think this is the best though!

I liked this cartoon the first time I saw it

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/mba/lowres/mban177l.jpg

I like this one better………………….I hope most will agree…………….’cause heads will roll……………………

We are about to become basket cases!

Years ago, companies didn’t offer severance packages. Employees just got the axe.

That one on the right is about to learn another meaning of cut the cheese.